Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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