Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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