please come you make the beer taste better
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
