He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Four minutes until I can fart!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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