so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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