and my herpes radar will keep us safe
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
