oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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