They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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