I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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