I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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