if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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