: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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