let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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