Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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