I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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