What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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