Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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