and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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