How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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