Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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