I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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