You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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