i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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