Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
kristin has been a bad kristin
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Randomize
