I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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