If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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