people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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