: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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