that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
We have started to decorate penises.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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