Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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