called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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