whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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