My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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