next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
