that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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