she is the kim kardashian of front butts
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
This is the high leading the old right now
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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