dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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