the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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