Nicole vs. Life
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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