Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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