Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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