I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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