I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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