Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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