it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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