dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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