so let's talk penis.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
