Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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