just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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