well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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