i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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